Why are fish so easy to weigh Carl? Because they have their own scales. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SCALES COAAARL.I once met an award winning farmer coral. He was out standing in his field. Outstanding in his field coral!I changed my iPods name to Titanic Carl. I changed it to Titanic and it's synching, it's syncing, IT'S SYNCING COAAARLThey ate all of your moms left side... she`s all right now... ALL RIGHT NOW CORALWhat do you call a cheap circumcision Carol ? A rip-off, a rip of CarolI attached all my watches together tro make a belt, Coral. It was a waist of time ... A WAIST OF TIME CORAL!Originally I did not like to have a beard carl. But then it grew on me. Then it GREW ON ME COAAARL.Why are fish so easy to weigh Carl? Because they have their own scales. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SCALES COAAARL.How do you organise a space party, Coral? You planet...... YOU PLANET, CORAL!!!!What do you call a cheap circumcision Carol ? A rip-off, a rip of CarolI was going to tell a gay joke, butt-fuck it! Butt-fuck it, Coral!Why did the ghost cross the road, Coral?", "Dad, please, stop.", "To get to the other side, Coral, THE OTHER SIDE!Why don't crabs give to charity ? Because they are shellfish. They are shellfish Coral.